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major character death

if you look at all my fics it’s like. don’t post anything for a month. post five fics in five days.

sunquail:

OKAY BUT THIS IS ON THE STEAM PAGE?? 

AZAMI ROUTE WE’VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF MAYBE?

(Source: ohsodirnty)

I GOTTA RUN EAT BUT I’LL READ THIS AS SOON AS I’M BACK AT THE LAPTOP also i’m glad abt my influence

okay!

tags: #durendals

it made me who i am today. 

(Source: miikasaas)

it did not have any happy moments but IT WAS GREAT ANYWAY :D

thanks tammi!

here’s my 100th ao3 fic have at it

the first time he does it, tibarn actually falls for it, and only turns around fast enough to see naesala fly off with his rabbit, cackling loudly

okay now let us consider how many times naesala has probably pulled tibarn’s tail feathers

the-goddamazon:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

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tags: #birds